“Do you know how to land this thing!?” I shouted at Dr. Zeyon from the back seat of the F-22 Raptor that he had just taken to Mach 5. “No…but I didn’t know how to take off either, and we … Continue reading
“Sup, Faggots” said Dr. Zeyon walking out onto the castle walls. I gave him an annoyed look, even though our fellow guardsmen couldn’t speak English Zeyon’s behavior of late had been extremely uncouth, but after gazing over him I couldn’t … Continue reading
“And so children, God so loved the world that he gave his only son to forgive us our sins” finished Ms. Keller, the Sunday School teacher at Springfield Presbyterian church. She placed her Children’s Bible on the table in front … Continue reading
Paris, December 14th 1875 “I cannot believe that we are attempting this” I said to Dr. Zeyon as our carriage came a halt outside the Palais Garnier. Dr. Zeyon gave me an impatient look, and adjusted his monocle and top … Continue reading
One minute your on top of the world, fucking a supermodel on the peak of Mt. Everest, the next, your chained to a chair, naked, with jumper cables attached to a battery attached to your testicles. My name is John … Continue reading
So I finally wrapped up my first successful new years eve resolution, which was to read a book a week for the entire year. Over the past 365 days I think I read more than I had in the previous … Continue reading
Alright so the type of laziness this page has seen lately has been unacceptable, but fear not, as I have not been content to rest on my laurels. I have been playing a ton of Skyrim and masturbating and also I started … Continue reading