Monthly Archives: October 2011

Zen Ben Part 1

Ok, so last morning’s post was written in great haste, as I was being pressed to first satisfy two emotionally needy fans, and then two sexually depraved nymphs and time was limited.  No.  That is a lie, and Susan would … Continue reading

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Oh-ver-rat-ed

Everyone who reads this site knows that the Lamp doesn’t suffer fools lightly. The five most recent overrated things in my life: 5-Indianpolis Colts:  As of this writing, the Colts just lost 62-7 on a prime time game.  Their schedule … Continue reading

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My Enemies List

When you write an insightful well written blog read by millions of people across the country, you are bound to piss a few people off.  Your opinions are not always going to sit well with some, you might antagonize some … Continue reading

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Goodbye Old Friend

I had to give my favorite spammer the boot.  It pained me to do it, but Friday night he left me 24 comments and my phone kept beeping,keeping sultry Sue up all night.  Before he leaves forever though, I’d like … Continue reading

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Power Rankings

Jesus Christ I have hit a road block. I thought I was on a creative high the other day, but I think I might have just been high myself, because absolutely nothing but dogshit is coming out of me.  To … Continue reading

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