I was blasting Pandora a few months ago on the Sammy Kershaw channel, and a song from his unreleased album came on. “Better Than I Used To Be” is a song about a fuck-up drug addict who is getting sober, … Continue reading
Fat people are all over the news lately for being fat, which leads to a lot of E-mail exchanges with me and my friend Dan, because Dan hates fat people, and I mean actually hates them. Not people who are … Continue reading
This brief rant was inspired by this article, a news story that is reporting on a march that 10,000 people are participating in, because it depicts the president of South Africa’s penis. Protests will begin tomorrow, and government officials are … Continue reading
Julian the Apostate was the Emperor of the Roman Empire in 331/332, and a descendent of Constantine the Great, the famous first Christian Emperor of Rome. A typical child of a royal family can expect a privileged upbringing, and Julian … Continue reading
Hey there grads, congrats! Finishing college is hard; kind of, and you finally did it. Most people don’t. You should be moderately proud of yourself, and enjoy your moment in the sun, and while I don’t mean to rain on … Continue reading
Recently some Kennedy has died and it has been front page all over the news and resulted in me getting irritated because there is no president more over rated or sensationalized than JFK. The son of the manipulative, despicable, bootlegger … Continue reading
I can’t stand the Olympics. The pageantry, the cornball announcers, hammy stories about stupid athletes that play stupid sports no one gives a shit about, and the fake world wide solidarity that we are frequently reminded of every time the … Continue reading
I submitted this to be published at the same place that published this, and this, but I doubt this one will make it because a)it isn’t very good and b)they don’t really like overtly political stuff. Fuck ‘em; the Lamp … Continue reading
Everyone who is anyone knows that I have been reading up on medieval history lately, inspired mostly by the Game of Swords series, and some by an intolerable level of ignorance about this time frame. I like the era, it’s … Continue reading
Anyone who purchased or was emailed the essay I published will find this to be a bit tedious, but read it anyway because I am awesome. A young black male, aged 19, raised without a father in a rough … Continue reading